Holy Green Guacamole! (selena)

Just Out Of Curiosity, Can An Immortal Choke To Death On A Bagel? (francesca)

I Prefer Sidekick. I Tried Once For The Title Of Padawan, But Bubba Wigged Out Saying That Mentors Are Always Killed Off In Books And Movies And He’d Be Damned If He Was Going To Die Once He Taught Me Everything I Needed To Know About Killing Zombies. (mark) Then Why Let You Be His Sidekick? Isn’t That The Same Thing? (nick) Uh, No. In The Movies, The Sidekicks Are The Ones Who Die. (mark)

I Am About To Impart To You The Sacred Words My Father Gave To Me. It’s The Five Responses That Will Get You Out Of Any Female Problem…i Don’t Know What You’re Talking About. I Didn’t Do It. Baby, There’s No One Else In My World But You. Oops. And Jesus Is Lord. Not To Mention You Can Combine Them. Such As – I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, I Didn’t Do It, Or Jesus Is Lord, Baby, You Know There’s No One Else In My World But You. (jesse) (simone Opens The Bathroom Door.) Oops, Jesus Is Lord. (xypher)

Oh, This I Have To See. I Love It When You Go For The Vernacular. Jugular.

So I Conjured One Of The Brokers And Promised Him My Soul If He’d Protect Her. (zephyra) You Can’t Do That. Only A Demon Can. (stryker) You’re Such A Brainiac, Baby. And To Think, I Thought I Married You For Those Amazing Abs. Who Knew All That Brainpower Was Buried Under Those Bulging Biceps? (zephyra)