It May Be Those Who Do Most,

Most People Tire Of A Lecture In Ten Minutes; Clever People Can Do It In Five. Sensible People Never Go To Lectures At All. But The People Who Do Go To A Lecture And Who Get Tired Of It, Presently Hold It As A Sort Of Grudge Against The Lecturer Personally. In Reality His Sufferings Are Worse Than Theirs.

Being A Specialist Is One Thing, Getting A Job Is Another.

There Are Two Things In Ordinary Conversation Which Ordinary People Dislike - Information And Wit

Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us To Things As They Are In Contrast To Things As They Might Be.

To Write Well It Is First Necessary To Have Something To Say.