It May Be Meaningless, But At Least

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Florida's Number Three Industry, Behind Tourism And Skin Cancer, Is Voter Fraud.

Sign At A New England Church: Will The Last Person To Leave Please See That The Perpetual Light Is Extinguished?

Cigarette Sales Would Drop To Zero Overnight If The Warning Said "cigarettes Contain Fat.

Meetings Are Places Where Dead Ideas Rise From Their Graves And Eat The Brains Of The Living.