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Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of Mine Has One, For Writing. As Soon As I Touched It, He Said, Now You'll Never Win One.

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.