It Isn't What We Don't Know That

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.

If You Live Right, Death Is A Joke To You As Far As Fear Is Concerned.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.