It Isn't What We Don't Know That

When You're Through Learning, You're Through.

What The Secretary Of Agriculture Is Trying To Do Is To Teach The Farmer Corn Acreage Control, And The Hogs Birth Control, And One Is Just As Hard To Make Understand It As The Other.

It Isn't What We Don't Know That Gives Us Trouble, It's What We Know That Ain't So.

In Hollywood You Can See Things At Night That Are Fast Enough To Be In The Olympics In The Day Time.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.