It Isn't What We Don't Know That

Nobody Wants To Be Called Common People, Especially Common People.

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.

A President Just Can't Make Much Showing Against Congress. They Lay Awake Nights, Thinking Up Things To Be Against The President On.