It Is Safest To Shut Up And

People Who Say You're Just As Old As You Feel Are All Wrong, Fortunately.

Of All The People Expressing Their Mental Vacuity, None Has A Better Excuse For An Empty Head Than The Newspaperman: If He Pauses To Restock His Brain, He Invites Onrushing Deadlines To Trample Him Flat. Broadcasting The Contents Of Empty Minds Is What Most Of Us Do Most Of The Time, And Nobody More Relentlessly Than I.

Don't Try To Make Children Grow Up To Be Like You, Or They May Do It.

Baltimore Is Permissiveness. The Pleasures Of The Flesh, The Table, The Bottle, And The Purse Are Tolerated With A Civilized Understanding.

The Lobbies Of The New Hotels And The Pan American Building Exhale A Chill As From The Unopened Pharaonic Tombs... And In Their Marble Labyrinths There Is An Evil Presence That Hates Warmth And Sunlight.