Don't Try To Make Children Grow Up

Caution: These Verses May Be Hazardous To Your Solemnity.

A Solved Problem Creates Two New Problems, And The Best Prescription For Happy Living Is Not To Solve Any More Problems.

There's So Much Spectating Going On That A Lot Of Us Never Get Around To Living.

An Educated Person Is One Who Has Learned That Information Almost Always Turns Out To Be At Best Incomplete And Very Often False, Misleading, Fictitious, Mendacious - Just Dead Wrong.

The Old Notion That Brevity Is The Essence Of Wit Has Succumbed To The Modern Idea That Tedium Is The Essence Of Quality.