People Who Say You're Just As Old

Life Seemed To Be An Educator's Practical Joke In Which You Spent The First Half Learning And The Second Half Learning That Everything You Learned In The First Half Was Wrong.

A Group Of Politicians Deciding To Dump A President Because His Morals Are Bad Is Like The Mafia Getting Together To Bump Off The Godfather For Not Going To Church On Sunday.

In An Age When The Fashion Is To Be In Love With Yourself, Confessing To Be In Love With Somebody Else Is An Admission Of Unfaithfulness To One's Beloved.

Schoolteachers Seemed Determined To Persuade Me That 'classic' Is A Synonym For 'narcotic'.

There's So Much Spectating Going On That A Lot Of Us Never Get Around To Living.