People Who Say You're Just As Old

Research Is A Scientific Activity Dedicated To Discovering What Makes Grass Green.

Every Day And In Every Way, Baseball Gets Fancier. A Few More Years And They'll Be Playing On Oriental Rugs.

Scientists Have Been Struck By The Fact That Things That Break Down Virtually Never Get Lost, While Things That Get Lost Hardly Ever Break Down.

A Skillful Playwright Might Have A Good Time With The Story Of The Assassination Of President William Mckinley, And Especially With The Three Most Flamboyant Political Figures Involved: Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt, And Emma Goldman.

Reporters Thrive On The World's Misfortune. For This Reason They Often Take An Indecent Pleasure In Events That Dismay The Rest Of Humanity.