It Is One Of The Great Joys

The Virtue Of Dress Rehearsals Is That They Are A Free Show For A Select Group Of Artists And Friends Of The Author, And Where For One Unique Evening The Audience Is Almost Expurgated Of Idiots.

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Talking About Things That Are Understandable Only Weighs Down The Mind.

It Is One Of The Great Joys Of Home Ownership To Fire A Pistol In One's Own Bedroom

Laughter Is Born Out Of The Discovery Of The Contradictory.