It Is One Of The Great Joys

La Mort N'est Que Pour Les Me Diocres. Death Is Only For The Mediocre.

Laughter Is Born Out Of The Discovery Of The Contradictory.

To Keep Up Even A Worthwhile Tradition Means Vitiating The Idea Behind It Which Must Necessarily Be In A Constant State Of Evolution: It Is Mad To Try To Express New Feelings In A Mummified Form.

God Is The Shortest Distance From Zero To Infinity.

The Virtue Of Dress Rehearsals Is That They Are A Free Show For A Select Group Of Artists And Friends Of The Author, And Where For One Unique Evening The Audience Is Almost Expurgated Of Idiots.