It Is One Of The Great Joys

Applause That Comes Thundering With Such Force You Might Think The Audience Merely Suffers The Music As An Excuse For Its Ovations.

Anti-alcoholics Are Unfortunates In The Grip Of Water, That Terrible Poison, So Corrosive That Out Of All Substances It Has Been Chosen For Washing And Scouring, And A Drop Of Water Added To A Clear Liquid Like Absinthe, Muddles It.

Blind And Unwavering Undisciplined At All Times Constitutes The Real Strength Of All Free Men.

It Is One Of The Great Joys Of Home Ownership To Fire A Pistol In One's Own Bedroom

The Applause Of Silence. Is The Only Kind That Counts.