It Is Not True That There Is

I Write So Slowly, I Could Write With My Own Blood And Not Hurt Myself.

All Style Is Personal - That's What Distinguishes It From Fashion.

The Conversational Overachiever Is Someone Whose Grasp Exceeds His Reach. This Is Possible But Not Attractive.

Those Who Use The Word 'lifestyle' Are Rarely In Possession Of Either.

I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't Run Into Them At Parties.