I Just Write When Fear Overtakes Me.

I'm Very Lazy, I Hate To Work.

Tolerance Is Really A Better Thing Than Understanding. Because It Doesn't Agitate Against Human Nature.

Those Who Use The Word 'lifestyle' Are Rarely In Possession Of Either.

While It Is Undeniably True That People Love A Surprise, It Is Equally True That They Are Seldom Pleased To Suddenly And Without Warning Happen Upon A Series Of Prunes In What They Took To Be A Normal Loin Of Pork.

Because I Was Young, I Had This Long Hair, And People Used To Try To Tip Me With Joints.