Romantic Love Is Mental Illness. But It's

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Children Are Much Less Annoying [than Adults] And They Never Start Trends.

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Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.

If You Live In New York And You Have A Guest Room, You Have Guests. So I Think It's Best Not To Have A Guest Room.