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It Is My Theory You Can't Get Rid Of Fat. All You Can Do Is Move It Around, Like Furniture.
-Erma Bombeck
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It Is My Theory You Can't Get
Erma Bombeck
It Is My Theory You Can't Get Rid Of Fat. All You Can Do Is Move It Around, Like Furniture.
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