It Is My Theory You Can't Get

I See Children As Kites. You Spend A Lifetime Trying To Get Them Off The Ground. You Run With Them Until You're Both Breathless. They Crash . . . You Add A Longer Tail . . . You Patch And Comfort, Adjust And Teach. You Watch Them Lifted By The Wind And Assure Them That Someday They'll Fly.

Encourage Independence In Your Children By Regularly Losing Them In The Supermarket.

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

As A Graduate Of The Zsa Zsa Gabor School Of Creative Mathematics, I Honestly Do Not Know How Old I Am.