Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It

There Is Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child. ... Time, Self-pity, Apathy, Bitterness, And Exhaustion Can Take The Christmas Out Of The Child, But You Cannot Take The Child Out Of Christmas.

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

You Have To Love A Nation That Celebrates Its Independence Every July 4, Not With A Parade Of Guns, Tanks, And Soldiers Who File By The White House In A Show Of Strength And Muscle, But With Family Picnics Where Kids Throw Frisbees, The Potato Salad Gets Iffy, And The Flies Die From Happiness. You May Think You Have Overeaten, But It Is Patriotism.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.