It Is Going To Take A Very

I Was A Prefect At School, I Never Had A Tattoo, Got A Detention Or Pierced My Ears More Than Once.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.

It Is Going To Take A Very Brave Man To Love Me.

I Want To Be Buried With A Mobile Phone, Just In Case I'm Not Dead.

I Don't Care Who Or What Judges Me, Nothing's Going To Stop Me From Living My Life How I Choose.