It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than

Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.

Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are A Different Breed Of Dogs.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards But In Playing Those You Hold Well.