When A Man Makes Up His Mind

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

Clothes Form The Intellect Of The Dandy.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.

The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.