How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is

To Many, Homer May Appear Lazy And A Loser, But He's Just Much Misguided. He's Boorish, Sure, But Well Meaning And, I Guess, The One Thing We Have In Common Is The Pursuit Of Lousy Diets.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.

There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak Men

The Simpsons Take Up So Little Time That I'm Able To Do Other Things As Well.

It's Hard To Find A Play That's Right For Me To Do. Rather Than Waiting Around For The Right Script To Come Along, I Decided To Write One Myself.