That's The Thing About Jazz: It's Free

Those Are All Real Things That I Experienced, Not With [my Daughters] Growing Up But With The, You Know - I'm Trying Not To Step Into Something And Get A Call, "dad Why'd You Say That?"! But We'd Go To Games [where Score Wasn't Kept], And I'd Get It, But I Wouldn't Get It, Because I Think There's A Real Value In Winners And Losers, In Not Everybody Getting A Trophy - It Makes You Work Hard, You Appreciate What It Takes, To Say, "why Didn't We Win?" You Shouldn't Be Condemned For Losing.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

That's The Thing About Jazz: It's Free Flowing, It Comes From Your Soul.

You Really Have To Have Some Muscle To Be On The Stage In Front Of The World.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.