From The First Time I Saw Sid

As A Director And An Actor, I Encourage Improvisation But In Character And In The Moment Of What It Is.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

I Was Introducing [director And Producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach Was 100 Years Old, He Was One Of The Fathers Of Early Days In Films, He Put Laurel With Hardy, He Created The Our Gang Kids, And All These Silent Movies He Did - He Was A Giant.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.