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The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

Many Frequently Change Their Principles, But Seldom Their Practices.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

Few People Love With The Violence They Hate.

You Ever Hear Guys With Small Cocks Talk About Sex? Can't Talk About It Enough. They Even Got Poems. They'll Say, 'it's Not The Motion Of The Ocean, It's The Boat Of The Lotion.' I've Even Heard Variants..., It's Not The Tree Or The Size, It's The Axe That You Wax.' It's A Whole Sub-genre Of Poetry Now That's Taught In Many Of Our Finer Institutions.