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The Only Reason I Did Showtime Was Robert De Niro. I Definitely Consider Him To Be In The Top 5 All Time Actors.

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

I Been Seeing Newspapers Every Sunday Morning, White Dudes Be In There In Their Drawers, Never Having No Bulge In They Drawers. Smiling At You. If I Ain't Have No Bulge, I Wouldn't Be Smiling!

I Keep Telling People I'll Make Movies Until I'm Fifty And Then I'll Go And Do Something Else. I'm Going To Be A Professional Gentleman Of Leisure.