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Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money. I Grew Up In The Projects And You Don't Turn Down Money There. You Take It, Because You Never Know When It's All Going To End. I Made Cop Iii Because They Offered Me $15 Million. That $15 Million Was Worth Having Roger Ebert's Thumb Up My Ass.

I Took My Portrait That Kaufman Did Of Me Home From The Saturday Night Live Tv Set.

If You're Involved In With Something That's Original, You Know, You'll Always Go Back And Try To Rehash It.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been Someone With As Much Presence As Elvis Presley, I Mean If He Walked Into A Room I Think Everyone Would Be Looking At Only Him. Even When He Was Dying And Through All That When You Looked At Him It Seemed All Put Together. It Fascinates Me.

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.