It Costs A Lot Of Money To

I Compare Myself To A Good Barn. You Can Have A Good Barn, And If You Paint It, It Looks A Little Better. But If You Take The Paint Off, It's Still A Good Barn.

[on Growing Up In A Large Family With Little Money:] ... To Take A Bath ... We Just Had A Pan Of Water And We'd Wash Down As Far As Possible, And We'd Wash Up As Far As Possible. Then, When Somebody'd Clear The Room, We'd Wash Possible.

My Favorite Movies Of All Times Is 'doctor Zhivago,' And I Love 'gone With The Wind.' I'd Love To Play Some Southern Belle Or Something Where I Owned A Plantation.

So Many Of My Relatives Didn't Get A Chance To Go To School, And My Own Daddy Couldn't Read Or Write.

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.