If I Can Get My Dress On,

I've Never Been The Big Recording Star I'd Love To Be Some Day. I've Had Lots Of Hits Off And On Through The Years But I've Never Had The Success Of Other Artists - One Hit After Another Back-to-back-to-back And Big Hits, Where Every Song Is Going To Be Number One. I'm Not Greedy Or Nothing. I Just Want Everything. Is There Something Wrong With That?

I Never Want Anything More Than What's Fair. The Problem Is, I Never Want Anything Less Either. In The Old-boy School Of Business, If A Woman Walks Away From The Table With What's Rightfully Hers, The Man Feels Screwed.

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.

I Love To Flirt, And I've Never Met A Man I Didn't Like.