Theory Looks Well On Paper, But Does

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

The Easiest Thing For Our Friends To Discover In Us, And The Hardest Thing For Us To Discover In Ourselves, Is That We Are Growing Old.