Theory Looks Well On Paper, But Does

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.

Experience Is A School Where A Man Learns What A Big Fool He Has Been.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

Dr. Holmes Says, Both Wittily And Truly, That Crying Widows Are Easiest Consoled.

The Fools In This World Make About As Much Trouble As The Wicked Do.