I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical

I've Got Magic. I've Got Poetry At My Fingertips.

Once You Start Altering Your Body's Blueprint, Things Start Falling Apart. Some Players Take Steroids, And Two Years Later, After They've Broken Records, Suddenly They Have Back Problems, Shoulder Problems, Arm Problems. They're Out Of The Game For Good.

I Have A Disease? Bullshit. I Cured It With My Brain.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.

Every Plan I Have Is The Best Plan In The Room.