I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

What Is A Normal Childhood? We Weren't Rich, We Were Pretty Middle-class. My Dad Survived From Job To Job; With Him Taking Care Of So Many Relatives, He Couldn't Save Any Money.

There Have To Be More Important Things Going On In The World Than My Past.

Here's The Good News. If I Realize That I'm Insane, Then I'm Okay With It. I'm Not Dangerous Insane.

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.