Isn't It A Little Racist To Call

Never Eat At A Chinese Restaurant Named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I Mean, I'd Like To See (mitt Romney's) House Burn, One Of His Millions Of Houses Burning Down. It Would Be Kind Of Cool - The Mormon Fire Patrol.

Madeleine Albright, When You See Her, She's Not A Beautiful Woman And She's Getting Older. But You're Saying That Woman Has Gravitas. She Knows What She's Talking About.

Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish. I'm Not. Last Year I Got A Call: "happy Hanukkah." I Said "ma, I'm Not Jewish."

You Can See A Lot Of Politics On A Lot Of Different Channels. I'm Not Interested, Really, In Talking In Some Wonky Conversation About Politics, Though. It's Not My Speed. I'm Not Interested In The Ins And Outs Of Health Care.