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Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoon... Unnecessary.

It Won't Be Easy, That Is Why I Have Always Failed Where Others Have Succeeded.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.