Is There Anybody Hiding There In The

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

Facts - Behind Them Lies The Whole Fabric Of Deductive Truth.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.