François: Do You Know What Kind Of

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

It Won't Be Easy, That Is Why I Have Always Failed Where Others Have Succeeded.

If I Can't Really Find A Way To Live With Myself, I Can't Expect Anyone Else To Live With Me.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

There Is No Me. I Do Not Exist. There Used To Be A Me But I Had It Surgically Removed.