Instead Of Tug O' War, Let's Play

... And She Loved A Boy Very, Very Much-- Even More Than She Loved Herself.

Teddy Said It Was A Hat, So I Put It On. Now Dad Is Saying, "where The Heck's The Toilet Plunger Gone?

What Did The Carrot Say To The Wheat? Lettuce Rest, I'm Feeling Beet.

How Much Good Inside A Day? Depends How Good You Live 'em.

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