Teddy Said It Was A Hat, So

How Much Good Inside A Day? Depends How Good You Live 'em.

Anything Can Happen, Child. Anything Can Be.

I Said, "i'll Take The T-bone Steak." A Soft Voice Mooed, "oh Wow." And I Looked Up And Realized The Waitress Was A Cow. I Cried, "mistake--forget The The Steak. I'll Take The Chicken Then." I Heard A Cluck--'twas Just My Luck The Busboy Was A Hen. I Said, "okay No, Fowl Today. I'll Have The Seafood Dish." Then I Saw Through The Kitchen Door The Cook--he Was A Fish. I Screamed, "is There Anyone Workin' Here Who's An Onion Or A Beet? No? Your're Sure? Okay Then Friends, A Salad's What I'll Eat." They Looked At Me. "oh,no," They Said, "the Owner Is A Cabbage Head.

This Bridge Will Take You Halfway There - The Last Few Steps You Will Have To Take Yourself.

No Teacher, Preacher, Parent, Friend, Or Wise Man Can Decide What's Right For You.