Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All Jails Get Out Some Day. So Why Not Give Them A Little Levity In What's Otherwise A Very Dark Life?

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.