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You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.