I'd Like To Have Made One Of

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

Comedy Holds The Greatest Risk For An Actor, And Laughter Is The Reward.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.

I've Often Been Accused By Critics Of Being Myself On-screen. But Being Oneself Is More Difficult Than You'd Suppose.