Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

Anybody With A Good Sense Of Humor Is One-up On Their Competition. We Respond To Somebody Who Has The Ability To Make Us Laugh. It's A Bonding Influence.