Do You Ever Get The Feeling That

Anybody With A Good Sense Of Humor Is One-up On Their Competition. We Respond To Somebody Who Has The Ability To Make Us Laugh. It's A Bonding Influence.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!