Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

Theres Not A Lot Of Good Humor In Medicine, But Theres A Lot Of Medicine In Good Humor.