Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

A Good Place To Visit, But A Poor Place To Stay.

It Is A Great Art To Be Superior To Others Without Letting Them Know It.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.