Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not Our Servant.

It Ain't So Much The Things We Don't Know That Get Us Into Trouble. It's The Things We Know That Just Ain't So.

There Are Two Kinds Of Fools: Those Who Can't Change Their Opinions And Those Who Won't.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.