Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is