Do You Ever Do Something, And Then

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.

My Girlfriend And I Went To A Dinner Party The Other Night And We Ended Up Playing Charades. There Was Another Couple There That Was Deaf. They Were So Good.

People Are Trying To Prove Things. And I Probably Have That. I Probably Do. Probably Guilty Of It, In A Way.