In 1918, When I Was 6 Or

In 1918, When I Was 6 Or 7 Years Old, Radio Was Just Coming Into Use In The Great War.

A Comedian Is Not A Person Who Opens A Funny Door - He's The Person Who Opens A Door Funny.

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.

Once You Have Heard A Strange Audience Burst Into Laughter At A Film You Directed, You Realize What The Word Joy Is All About.

Mark Twain's Roughing It Is A Book That Many People Don't Know About, But I Highly Recommend To Anybody At Any Age.