In War It Does Not Matter Who

A Prisoner Of War Is A Man Who Tries To Kill You And Fails, And Then Asks You Not To Kill Him.

Appeasement Is Feeding The Crocodile, Hoping He Will Eat You Last.

An Old Battleax Of A Woman Said To Winston Churchill, "if You Were My Husband I Would Put Poison In Your Tea." Churchill's Response, "ma'am If You Were My Wife I Would Drink It.

Most Of The World's Work Is Done By People Who Don't Feel Very Well.

An American Diplomat Is Sometimes Like A Bull Who Carries His Own China Shop Around With Him.