I Seriously Object To Seeing On The

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.

Pictures Are For Entertainment, Messages Should Be Delivered By Western Union.

Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics; Don't Even Ignore Them.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

I Don't Want Any Yes-men Around Me. I Want Everybody To Tell Me The Truth Even If It Costs Them Their Job.