In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

Sometimes Girls Act All Tnt Network Because They Know Drama. That's When Guys Get All Tbs Around You Because We Think It's Very Funny.

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments.