Sometimes, When A Person Gains A Lot

You Have To Realize, When You're A Comedian, That You Have To Have A Thick Skin. And Trust Me, Being Onstage In Front Of People Is Already Difficult Enough. Somebody's Personal Attack In An Email Is Not As Hard As Getting Onstage.

Drive, Ego And Cocksureness Are All Essential Elements In Terms Of Getting Exactly What You Want But Losing Everything You've Got.

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.

I Saw A Young Boy Eating An Ice Cream Cone, ... I Smashed It In His Face. You Know That Kid Is Going To Remember Me When He's 50.

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.