I Like When The Ice Gets Thin,

Every So Often, There Is An Article Saying The Old Kind Of Talk Show Isn't Possible Now. In The Oldest Kind Of Talk Show, You Only Had The Choice Of That Or Two Other Channels!

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

Every Writer Knows That Unless You Were Born Gifted With Either Supreme Confidence Or Outsize Ego, Handing In Your Work Holds, In Some Cases, Admitted Terror. If That's Too Strong, At Least Fairly High Anxiety.

The Nixon Administration Kept A Nasty Eye On Our Show... Cops Would Come By - Often Just In Time To See The Act They Wanted To See.

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.