I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

My Dream Was Maybe Someday, One Night I Can Be A Guest On A Talk Show, And Then I Will Have Achieved Everything I Want.

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.

In Relative Youth, We Assume We'll Remember Everything. Someone Should Urge The Young To Think Otherwise.

Nobody Is Going To Try To Confiscate Guns, Although Some Web Sites Know Better: President Obama, They Are Certain, Wants To.