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You Look Up After Many Years And You Find That A Film Has Become A Classic Because It's Meaningful To People And Alive, Decade After Decade.

I Keep Wondering If There Is An Afterlife, And If There Is Will They Be Able To Break A Twenty?

Taste My Tuna Casserole - Tell Me If I Put In Too Much Hot Fudge.

All Literature Is A Footnote To Faust. I Have No Idea What I Mean By That.

Notes For A Ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund Hears The Flutter Of Wings, And A Group Of Wild Swans Flies Across The Moon ... Sigmund Is Astounded To See That Their Leader Is Part Swan And Part Woman - Unfortunately, Divided Lengthwise. She Enchants Sigmund, Who Is Careful Not To Make Any Poultry Jokes.