In Relative Youth, We Assume We'll Remember

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.

It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts To Go To Your Class Reunions.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.