I Always Wanted To Live In A

I Had To Fight The Intellectual Label When I Started In Television, Because, First Of All, It's Not Going To Help You Commercially, And Also, It Wasn't Particularly True Of Me. I Mean, If Anybody Thought I Was An Intellectual, They Probably Had Never Really Seen One.

Every So Often, There Is An Article Saying The Old Kind Of Talk Show Isn't Possible Now. In The Oldest Kind Of Talk Show, You Only Had The Choice Of That Or Two Other Channels!

I Would Not Ever Try To Be A Show Intellectual, Which I Was Accused Of Doing A While On Abc. I Thought You Were Supposed To Read The Guests' Books.

I Love My Own Coincidences And Love To Hear Other Peoples' Stories.

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.