I Live A Sensible Life. You Know,

I Would Not Ever Try To Be A Show Intellectual, Which I Was Accused Of Doing A While On Abc. I Thought You Were Supposed To Read The Guests' Books.

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

It Was Well After College That I Learned About Depression. I Got My First Job For Jack Paar. I Realized I Was Sleeping 14 Hours A Day And Just Living For The Paar Show.

I Haven't Ever Found Any Great Writing On That Wonderful And Often Unappreciated Art Form, The Insult.

I Feel Sorry For The Poor Kids Whose Parents Feel They're Qualified To Teach Them At Home. Of Course, Some Parents Are Smarter Than Some Teachers, But In The Main I See Home-schooling As Misguided Foolishness.